Gooser
The final evolution of Branta canadensis - a perfect killing machine that shits all over everything and is incredibly fucking annoying.
"HONK"
NoTime
I'm not writing my own bio lmao CRINGE
"These idiots don't even know they just gave us our side"
Skttie
He would be unkillable if he only stopped scrolling TikTok.
"Darling hold my hand!" - Nothing beats a Jet2Holiday!
c3dar
King of toxic positivity, player of one game per day.
"That's it for me guys, good night."
MJ
West coast killer, now with medium-speed internet.
"Sorry guys my car was getting towed again."