D3XTROUS
The most aggressive player in the history of Counter Strike - in chat and on the server.
"Think less, do better"
Wompiii
He goes by many names (his teammates cannot keep track of which one he is using).
"Can I show you this new smoke lineup I just made up?"
Butter
No longer a user interface for Microsoft Office, the player formerly known as "Clippy" will still pop in to remind you to practice Vertigo.
"It looks like you're trying to reload - would you like me to peek you?"